The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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