We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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