i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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