How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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