pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
