Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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