okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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