I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
two words: eviction party
it's like iHOP with fire
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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