Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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