The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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