Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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