DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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