I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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