And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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