why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
