Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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