i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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