Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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