Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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