She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I love you.
Bad choice
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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