true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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