Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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