there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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