Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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