So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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