I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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