my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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