put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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