Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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