Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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