I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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