Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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