I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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