Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I deserve this hangover.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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