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He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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