Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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