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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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