Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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