So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
