No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize