actually, I'm a sock model
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The beer is more important than you right now.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
