I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
