i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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