Do vagina's smell?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
