I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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