About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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