I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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