I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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