Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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