So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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