BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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