With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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