fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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